Yesterday just north of Newburgh, near Aberdeen I got to 2500 miles into my journey around Britain on a bicycle. Quite a nice feeling and on day 50 of my ride too. So I thought I would start with a quote from a book called Hovel in the Hills by Elizabeth West, about moving to a small hill farm in Wales. And then offer some random thoughts (you have a lot of these when you are peddling for 6-7 hours).
‘When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man’s convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man’s brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle.”
Elizabeth West, ‘Hovel in the Hills’
On doing 2500 miles on day 50
When I started out I had a kind of plan to do 50 miles a day, this would get me home in time for our annual cycling holiday in Cornwall in October (!). Also I liked the roundness of the figures 100 days, 50 miles a day. But as it happens it’s a good kind of target. It gets me up early, its achievable, and even if I set out late (the latest I set off was 5pm from Tenby and I got to St Davids as the sun set around 10pm).
Tea shops and hills
Why is it that cyclist seek out tea shops and hills? The hills are a bit druglike, you kind of fear them a bit, but when it all goes a bit flat, you kind of miss them. Cake shops though, well you seek them out. When you see them, you suss them out, trying to work out how fresh that carrot cake is. My favourite so far; in Stromness I snapped up a bit of Toblarone cheesecake. Another thing about buying cakes for the road (or to go into an already full pannier) is that you have to choose carefully. Cakes are delicate things and don’t take to getting shoved in with spare inner tubes, sleeping bags and the like.
I had this idea for an i-phone app, where anyone could upload pictures of cakes in cake shops onto a map (like a Google map) this would be available to all. After about two hours the image would go. So the cakes would always be fresh and available. Wherever you were headed you could seek out the cakes in the town and arrow towards the cafe or shop.
Tablets: take one a day
A tablet in Scotland means fudge to us southerners, very nice too.
Stuff you wouldn’t do in real life
I was on the ferry to Orkney, sitting next to a family who ordered their meal, you could tell the kids just wanted to run about and get out on deck. So when the meals arrived, one kid didn’t touch his mini pizza and just ate a few chips. So when eventually they got up and left for the deck. I shuftied over and ate that little pizza, very nice it was too. Just couldn’t see it go to waste.
Here is a little selection of images from around Scotland. And in case you were wondering why I’ve put an image of an Italian Chapel in. Well, it’s oddly it is called ‘The Italian Chapel’ and it was built around a nissan hut on Orkney by Italian prisoners-of-war in the 1940s, it is a pretend chapel and is an amazing piece of work. The Italians were building bridges to stop U Boats getting into the Scapa Flow.
I’ve now made 30 little soundslide films of artisans I have met on my journey if you would like to see them they are on the journey website at www.slowcoast.co.uk under the soundslide section.
